Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas, all!

In honor of the season, this is a rendition of a song you all probably know well.


LOTR: The Twelve Days of Christmas


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
One Master Ring.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven Dwarves a-mining
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven Rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight Ents awakened
Seven Dwarves a-mining
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love to me
Nine Ringwraiths flying
Eight Ents awakened
Seven Dwarves a-mining
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten corsair longships
Nine Ringwraiths flying
Eight Ents awakened
Seven Dwarves a-mining
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven barrow wights
Ten corsair longships
Nine Ringwraiths flying
Eight Ents awakened
Seven Dwarves a-mining
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve Rohan riders
Eleven barrow wights
Ten corsair longships
Nine Ringwraiths flying
Eight Ents awakened
Seven Dwarves a-mining
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all!


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Enjoy and Merry Christmas!

~Merc

P.S. If you crave more renditions (and who doesn't?), see GreenBooks's version of 12 Days of Christmas and LOTR Christmas caroling. :)

6 comments:

Lisa Shearin said...

Love it!

Merry Christmas, Merc & Toasted Scimitar Ladies!

Lisa

Merc said...

Thanks, Lisa! :D Merry Christmas to you too!

Laurie said...

Fabulous, Merc. Love it.

Merry Christmas to you too, and the rest of the Toasties.

Hope you're having a great Christmas, Lisa. Thanks for stopping by.

Luc2 said...

A bit late, but happy holidays to all the Scimitars.

Marian said...

Just dropping by to wish everyone at Toasted Scimitar a happy New Year (which will hopefully include lots of blog posts about fantasy novels and writing!).

Merc said...

Thanks, Marian! We too hope to get on a better schedule next year. :)